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Funny Daily Affirmations For Work

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As we all know, life can be difficult. If you’ve ever had to work with a co-worker that is just plain mean or do something repetitive for hours on end then it’s easy enough not get motivated and stuck in your own thoughts about what the future may hold if this continues – but worry no more! We have collected some funny daily affirmations quotes from various sources which will hopefully motivate us throughout our days as well as make lightening strikes happen when they’re needed most (like right now).

What Are Affirmations?

Affirmations are statements that you make to yourself, usually in the present tense, that reflect what you want to be true. They can be used to help change your thoughts and beliefs about yourself, which in turn can change your emotions and behaviors. Affirmations can also be helpful in manifesting your desires.

Funny Daily Affirmations For Work

Funny Affirmation Quotes

1. Don’t let idiots ruin your day

2. Work like you don’t need the money to pay off your student loans.

3. Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.- Will Rogers

4. When people ask “what do you do?” Answer:”Whatever it takes”

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5. Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it

6. There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.- Roger Staubach Click to tweet

7. Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.- Josh Billings Click to tweet

8. The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.- Oscar Wilde

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9. It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

10. If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.

11. Everyone bring joy to this office. Some when they enter, others when they leave.

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12. If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.- John Gotti 

13. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.-  Robert Orben

14. If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.- Claude McDonald 

15. You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic

16. Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.

17. The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.- Will Rogers

18. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.- Thomas Eddison

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Other Funny Positive Affirmations

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. – Mark Twain Click to tweet

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. – Kyle Chandler

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Schulz

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. – Truman Capote

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open. – Frank Zappa

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat Click to tweet

Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back, they’re behind you for a reason

Kill them with success and bury them with a smile

Your vibe attracts your tribe

Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it

Stop wishing start doing.

Don’t worry about people who don’t worry about you.

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Positive Affirmations For Work

Remember, good things take time.

Don’t stop until you’re proud.

Strive for progress, not perfection.

Nothing is impossible.

A beautiful day begins with a beautiful mindset.

It’s a good day to have a good day.

Put your positive pants on.

Good things come to those who work for it.

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When things change inside you, things change around you.

Prove them wrong.

Celebrate every win, no matter how small.

Don’t ignore your own potential.

There is no change where there is no action.

You are what you do, not what you say you’ll do.

If it doesn’t challenge you, it won’t change you.

Don’t wish for it, work for it.

Bad vibes don’t go with my outfit.

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Short Affirmation Quotes

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A little progress each day adds up to big results.

If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit.

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

Starve your distractions, feed your focus.

Don’t give your past the power to define your future.

People who avoid failure also avoid success.

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder.

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Create your own magic.

Become the hardest working person you know.

What’s coming is better than what’s gone.

Be brave enough to be bad at something new.

Don’t trade your authenticity for approval.

Do something today that your future self will thank you for.

Make yourself a priority.

Positive Attitude Funny Motivational Quotes For Work

Yesterday is heavy, put it down.

When life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars.

Today I will grin and bear it.

I am relaxing and trusting my journey.

I breathe in courage, I exhale doubt.

I am an efficient wealth generating machine.

I am rewarded in multiple ways when I perform my job to the best of my abilities.

I am happy and free because I am me.

Self love is the greatest middle finger of all time

Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with complicated emotions.

Stop cheating on your future with your past. It’s over.

Daily Affirmations For Success

My life is filled with abundance and prosperity.

I believe deeply that I can achieve anything.

I am resilient, persistent and dedicated.

I am a magnet for success.

It doesn’t matter what others think of me, for I know who I am.

The wealth of the universe is circulating in my life and flowing to me in avalanches of prosperity.

My beliefs determine my reality and I am the master of my beliefs.

I have the knowledge to make smart decisions for myself.

Every day I discover interesting and exciting new paths to pursue.

The universe is filled with endless opportunities for my career.

Gratitude Affirmations

I live my life with awareness and gratitude.

Gratitude grounds me to the present moment.

I am grateful for a life that makes me happy.

I choose to find the positive in difficult situations.

Gratitude in challenging times helps me grow.

 I am learning to be grateful for what I have while being excited for what has yet to come.

 The feeling of gratefulness expands my perspective and opens me up to new ways of living happily in this world; it’s as if the whole universe is in my heart.

I am grateful for my tenacious attitude. It helps me find love, joy, and abundance in the bleakest of situations.

I am grateful for my willpower that helps me survive against all odds.

Because I am grateful now, I am keeping the door open to additional blessings. While I do not demand it, I am grateful for everything that I receive.

The more I pay attention to everything in life that is working in my favor, the happier I am and the better my life gets.

We hope you enjoyed this collection of funny affirmations and quotes and that these positive affirmations for work can help you get through some tough days.